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'Never Trust a Fart' T-Shirt — Funny Grandpa Advice Tee

$19.99
Bella + Canvas Colors: Deep Heather
Clothing sizes: S
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
This soft, lightweight tee carries a cheeky family moment into everyday life. The short-sleeve shirt features a bold, slightly irreverent “never trust a fart” line framed as grandfatherly advice — the kind of offhand humor that sparks laughs at barbecues, family reunions, or laid-back nights with friends. The fabric drapes comfortably and breathes easily, so the shirt moves with you whether you’re telling stories on the porch, running errands, or grabbing a beer after work. Subtle details like a ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and side seams keep the silhouette tidy wash after wash. The printed label and sleeve prints use crisp printing methods for clear, long-lasting graphics, and the tear-away label keeps things comfortable against the neck. This tee lands squarely in the space between everyday wear and a conversation starter — familiar, honest, and a little bit roguish.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and side seams for shape retention and durability
- Crisp, detailed DTF/DTG printing on label and sleeves for long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials
- Retail fit crew neck; sourced blank from Honduras and responsibly manufactured

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

REACH Certified

Country of origin

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from Honduras

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

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