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Frailty Tee — “Normal Vitals, Catastrophic Reserve” Medical Humor T-Shirt

$14.99
Bella + Canvas Colors: Deep Heather
Clothing sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
A thoughtfully made cotton tee that speaks to the small, quiet triumphs of bodies that get by on narrow reserves. The soft, lightweight fabric sits close to the skin without clinging, so days that require careful pacing still feel comfortable. The subtle crew neck and clean retail fit let you layer a cardigan or jacket without adding bulk. Printed with a crisp, understated slogan — “Normal vitals, catastrophic reserve” — it reads like a wry, honest nod to anyone navigating chronic illness, spoon management, or invisible disability. Wear it on slow mornings, clinic days, or while meeting friends who already understand; it’s a wearable little piece of solidarity that looks calm and intentional rather than loud or performative.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, layer-friendly silhouette
- Side seams, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape
- Soft, tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified
- High-quality DTF/DTG printing for crisp, detailed slogan on body and sleeves

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

REACH Certified

Country of origin

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from Honduras

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

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