Rear Admiral Colon Division "Butt Doctor" T-shirt | Vintage Nautical Anchor Badge
This garment-dyed tee reads like a campy naval commission stitched with a wink. The distressed emblem — “Rear Admiral Colon Division” framed by wings and an anchor — leans into playful medical wordplay: a cheeky nod to the ‘butt doctor’ who’s earned their stripes. It settles in soft from the first wear, the muted brown tone feeling like an old favorite pulled from the back of the locker. The relaxed cut leaves room for a flannel on foggy mornings at the pier or to wear solo while telling tall stories over coffee. Subtle construction details — tubular knit, double-needle seams and heavyweight ring-spun cotton — mean this tee won’t quit after a season; it becomes part of weekend routines, workshop projects, and laugh-filled gatherings. For anyone with a salty sense of humor and a love of vintage-inspired maritime style, this shirt lands somewhere between an inside joke and a reliable favorite.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight, soft from day one
- Garment-dyed finish for a broken-in color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less waste
- Double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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